Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 5 Sept. 2011
Fresh trash tomorrow! Last trash of the week... right now!
The Enquirer has a story that Lady Gaga is going to have a secret wedding and tells you, the reader, how you can attend.
This story is odd for several reasons. Let me list them.
Date: 5 Sept. 2011
Fresh trash tomorrow! Last trash of the week... right now!
The Enquirer has a story that Lady Gaga is going to have a secret wedding and tells you, the reader, how you can attend.
This story is odd for several reasons. Let me list them.
- This is the first time the Enquirer has mentioned Lady Gaga this decade. She's really not aimed at their demographic.
- It's a generally positive story from the Meanest Tabloid In The United States.
- If the wedding is a secret, how can any old person in a supermarket checkout line attend?