Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 7 Nov. 2011
Longtime readers will know that there is no class of people the Enquirer hates more than fat Scientologists. After her stint on Dancing With The Stars made her thinner, the Enquirer tells us she's porking out again, gaining 25 pounds in nine weeks, eating 4,500 calories a day.
As a fat person, those are disheartening numbers. I've never gained weight that fast and 4,500 calories is a crazy number.
