Publication: Sun
Date: 7 Nov. 2011
Are you among the people who accept any prophecy that has the name Nostradamus linked to it?
It's time you changed your mind. The Sun puts a bunch of stuff on the front page predicting the 2012 election and one of them I am certain is complete bunk.
Welcome to gossip hell, Mitt Romney! Nostradamus says he will run afoul of the IRS.
Not impossible.
Barack Obama will have a health scare.
He's young, but all of us are mortal. This is possible.
Sarah Palin will run as a Democrat.
Ah, hellz no, as we say in Oakland. She's not running for office, she's too busy running after cash. People do switch parties, but the party has a say about it, too, and she's obviously a loser now. She wouldn't switch and the Dems wouldn't take her.
I am so certain of this, I'm going to put the "Nostradamus fail" label on this one right now. I will come back in November 2012 to check the others.